AND THEN THERE’S NEW YORK SKINNY

New York City is to beautiful people as LA is to aspiring actors. Admittedly, half of those New York beauties are also aspiring models, but on the whole – New York is a pretty attractive place. Here, obesity is a foreign concept – I mean, the apartment sizes really restrict any sort of abnormal weight … Continue reading

THERE AIN’T NOTHING LIKE A HOUND DOG

New Yorkers love their dogs. Point blank. The thing that I never understood when I came here though – was why, in the city with a reputation for the meanest people and the smallest apartments, did everyone’s hearts melt when it came to four legged companions? Then it hit me. In a city where people … Continue reading

HOW TO MOVE TO NEW YORK WITHOUT BEING SHOT

As an under 20 something, you move to New York for one of three reasons…. 1. To become rich and famous 2. To go to university 3. To work for some company you probably don’t like, but it brings you to New York so you are sucking it up. All of the above mean that … Continue reading